I’ve discovered the worst song ever recorded.  It is “The Hours” by Handsome Boy Modeling School.  I’d never really noticed it before until recently, when I was listening to my mp3 playlist on random.  HBMS is generally pretty hit or miss, but “The Hours” is so stupefyingly terrible it actually warps space and time.  It radiates waves of awfulness that have contaminated all the songs near it.  Thankfully, there’s not much under “H” that was worth saving, anyway.  If you can manage to listen to the entire thing, you’re a stronger person than I.  And you’ll probably need therapy.

Handsome Boy Modeling School - “The Hours”

“XD” is not a legitimate unit of human discourse.  I understand it’s supposed to indicate that the person typing “XD” is laughing so hard that their eyes have formed an X somehow.  Really, I understand.  But is that really the case?  Have your eyes really formed the letter X?  I somehow doubt it.

Why is it so hard to just say you find something funny?  Why is there this need to resort to saying “XD” every goddamned five seconds?  It’s not cute.  It’s just stupid.  Fucking knock it off.

No, I don’t think so.  I like it here this time of day; I think I’ll hang out.